Funny Phlebotomist Sticker — First Stick, Every Time

There is a real difference between someone who finds a vein and someone who finds it immediately, on a dehydrated patient, in bad lighting, while keeping them calm. Patients remember which one they got. For the people who are quietly excellent at a job everybody dreads.

This one prints in the US as a weatherproof kiss-cut vinyl sticker. 3, 4 and 6 inch sizes, and it's dishwasher safe too. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If it is going in a gift bag, it works as a nurses week gift, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.