Funny Cozy T-Shirt — Out of Office, Out of Mind

The auto-reply is on and, more importantly, the app has been deleted off the phone. Half-holidays where the inbox still gets checked are not holidays. For anyone who leaves properly and comes back better for it.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it makes sense as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a birthday gift for a committed homebody.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.