Funny Nurse T-Shirt — Nursing: My Scrubs Have Seen Things

If they could talk there would be an inquiry. They have been through shifts that do not get described over dinner and come out of the wash looking deceptively normal. For nurses whose uniform has a fuller history than most people's careers.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

When it needs to be a present, it works as an end-of-orientation gift, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.