Funny Nurse T-Shirt — Nurse Plus Coffee

A simple equation with no known exceptions. Remove one variable and the whole shift becomes theoretical. It is reheated twice, drunk cold, and still doing more work than most of the equipment. For nurses whose relationship with a mug is genuinely load-bearing.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

When it needs to be a present, it works as a thank-you for a preceptor, a first-day-on-the-floor present, or a Christmas gift for a unit swap.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.