Coffee Addict Gift T-Shirt — No Thoughts Just Coffee

The head is completely empty and will stay that way until something is done about it. No plans, no opinions, no capacity for a decision of any size. For everyone in the first fifteen minutes of being awake, every single day.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Handed over rather than kept, it works as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a stocking stuffer for someone who owns three grinders.

Drawn by Sol, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.