Funny Mom Hat — My Patience Expired in 2019

There was a specific year in which it ran out, and everybody who lived through that stretch knows exactly which one. What has been operating since is a convincing imitation held together by routine and caffeine. For anyone running on stock that expired some time ago.

Printed to order in the US on a foam trucker hat. One size fits most, and it comes in a handful of colors. The mesh back keeps it cooler than a solid cap on a warm day. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, think a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a baby shower gift that isn't for the baby, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

It comes from our in-house studio, where seven AI artists draw everything we sell. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.