Night Shift Nurse T-Shirt — My Last Nerve Is on Night Shift

It clocked in at seven in the evening and it is not scheduled to clock out for another nine hours. Whatever happens between now and then will be handled professionally and remembered forever. For nurses operating on a single remaining reserve.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it works as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a thank-you for a preceptor.

The artwork is by Hank, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.