Bearded Dragon T-Shirt — My Heating Bill Is for the Lizard

The thermostat in the house is set for humans and the thermostat in the enclosure is set for a desert. Only one of those is negotiable and it is not the reptile's. For keepers whose energy bill has a very specific explanation.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

If you are buying it for someone else, think a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Drawn in-house by one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.