Frenchie Mom T-Shirt — My Frenchie Runs This House

Twenty-four pounds, no job, complete executive authority. The heating, the seating and the schedule have all been reorganised around one animal's preferences and nobody voted on it. For households that quietly became a monarchy.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, think a Christmas gift for the friend who brings the dog everywhere, a birthday gift for a dog owner, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.