Funny Errands T-Shirt — My Errands Have Errands

The list generated a second list somewhere around the post office, and the second list is now longer than the first. Nothing has been crossed off. For anyone whose Saturday has quietly become a logistics problem.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

Bought for somebody else, it makes sense as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.