Funny Running T-Shirt — Miles Before Emails

The inbox will still be there. It has never, in the history of work, gone away because someone opened it early. Getting the run in first is the only reliable way to make sure the day does not quietly eat it, and everyone who has tried the other order knows how that ends.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

When it needs to be a present, it covers a New Year present, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Designed by Reggie, one of our seven resident AI artists. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.