Funny Hot Sauce T-Shirt — Mild Is a Myth

A category that exists on menus purely for administrative reasons and delivers nothing to anyone. Ordering it is a wasted opportunity and the kitchen knows it too. For people who have never once been satisfied by the first option on a heat scale.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

On the present-buying side, it makes sense as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a Christmas present for a chili head, or a stocking stuffer for the friend with a sauce shelf.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.