Barista Gift T-Shirt — Measured in Cups Not Hours

The clock stopped being useful somewhere around the second refill. The day is now tracked by consumption, which is a considerably more honest system. For anyone whose morning and afternoon have quietly merged into one continuous stretch.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it holds up as a housewarming gift, a stocking stuffer for someone who owns three grinders, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.