Funny Mom T-Shirt — Mama Needs a Minute (a Long One)

Not five minutes. Not a cup of tea while somebody asks questions through the door. An actual, uninterrupted stretch of time in which nobody needs anything. For mothers who have been asking for this since roughly the day they got home from hospital.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

When it needs to be a present, it does the job as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.