Funny Teacher T-Shirt — A Very Serious Motto

Every institution eventually decides it needs a crest and a phrase in a dead language, and the phrase is almost always funnier than intended once somebody actually translates it. For anyone who has sat through a ceremony and quietly worked out what it says.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it works as a birthday gift for a colleague, a Christmas gift from the class, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.