Night Reader T-Shirt — Just One More Chapter (It's 3AM)

The plan was a chapter before bed. That was five hours and about a hundred and eighty pages ago, and there is work in the morning. Nobody regrets it properly until about eleven the next day. For readers with a documented pattern.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

When it needs to be a present, it holds up as a graduation present for an English major, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. Returns take 30 days and no explanation, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.