Chicken Keeper T-Shirt — Just Checking for Eggs

The fourth trip out today, for a box that was empty on the previous three. Hope is doing all the work here. For keepers who have worn a path to the coop and will absolutely go again in twenty minutes.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

Handed over rather than kept, it lands as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday gift for a chicken keeper, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The design is June's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.