Retirement Gift T-Shirt — I Worked 40 Years for This Nap

Four decades, a pension and a completely unapologetic afternoon on the sofa. It has been earned in a way that very few things genuinely are, and nobody is going to be made to feel bad about it. For anyone who has reached the sleeping-in phase legitimately.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Every design we sell is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, this one included. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.