Cat Owner Gift T-Shirt — I Work Hard So My Cat Can Judge Me in Comfort

Nine hours of employment funding a lifestyle of expensive food, three beds and a heated blanket, in exchange for a look that suggests it is not nearly enough. For the people funding a critic who has never worked a day.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If it is going in a gift bag, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a birthday gift for a cat owner, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

Artwork by Margaux — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.