Funny Dog Gift T-Shirt — I Spent How Much on This Gremlin

The vet bill, the food, the beds in three rooms, the toys it ignored and the one sock it prefers. Added up honestly, the number is alarming. Nobody adds it up honestly. For owners who have decided the arithmetic is not worth doing.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it does the job as a Christmas gift for the friend who brings the dog everywhere, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.