Dental Hygienist Humor T-Shirt — I Scrape By

The pun is doing double duty and both meanings land. It is skilled, physical, precise work performed within inches of somebody's face while they hold very still. For hygienists who appreciate a joke about their own job description.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If it is going in a gift bag, it holds up as a thank-you for a preceptor, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a birthday gift for a coworker.

The design is Hank's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.