Funny Bookworm T-Shirt — I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie

Nine hundred pages, a map at the front and an appendix nobody will read. The heavier the better and the longer the more satisfying. A joke everybody gets instantly, made by people who genuinely mean it. For readers with load-bearing shelves.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If you are buying it for someone else, it covers a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a birthday gift for a reader, or a Christmas gift for someone with a to-be-read pile.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.