Funny Reader T-Shirt — I Brought a Book to This

The wedding, the work event, the family gathering with a long gap in the middle. It is in the bag and it will be produced the moment there is a chair and twenty minutes. For readers who have never once been bored anywhere.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

Handed over rather than kept, think a thank-you for a librarian, a graduation present for an English major, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Margaux drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.