Nurse Gift T-Shirt — Held Together with Coffee and Coban

One of those is holding the patients together and the other is holding the staff together, and by hour ten it is genuinely unclear which is doing more work. For the nurses running on supplies from two different cupboards.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it holds up as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

Artwork by Hank — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.