Cat Coffee T-Shirt — Grumpy Before Coffee, Both of Us

One of them wants breakfast at half past five and the other cannot form words before seven. The negotiation happens every single morning and the cat wins every single time. For households with two difficult early risers and one kettle.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.