Coffee Gift T-Shirt — Grounds for Focus

The legal pun is doing a lot of work and it is entirely earned. There is a specific stretch after the first cup where concentration is genuinely available and everything difficult should be attempted. For anyone who protects that hour.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

Bought for somebody else, it works as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Illustrated by Sol, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.