Girl Dad T-Shirt — Glitter Is Just Part of the Truck Now

It got in through the car seat about two years ago and it is never leaving. It is in the vents, the cupholder and, somehow, the spare tyre well. A permanent structural feature at this point. For the dads who have stopped fighting it.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Bought for somebody else, it does the job as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a Christmas gift, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.