Dog Mom Coffee T-Shirt — Fueled by Coffee & Dog Hair

Both are present in the car, on the sofa and somehow in the coffee itself. One is chosen daily and the other simply arrived and never left. For anyone whose morning routine includes a lint roller they have long since stopped believing in.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

If someone else is unwrapping it, it does the job as a gotcha-day present for a rescue, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a new-puppy congratulations.

Artwork by June — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.