Funny Dental Hygienist T-Shirt — Flossing? Bold Claim.

The answer given in the chair and the evidence visible in the mouth are two different documents, and only one of them is admissible. Nobody is being judged. Everybody is being noticed. For hygienists who hear this claim thirty times a day.

Unisex fit, soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL and around a dozen colors to pick from — it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it holds up as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a graduation present for a new RDH, or a Christmas gift for the office.

The design is Hank's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.