Backyard Hens T-Shirt — Field Notes: the Hens Run This Yard

The garden was a garden until roughly eight birds decided otherwise. The flower beds are a memory, the lawn is a concept, and everybody has accepted the new arrangement without much of a fight. For keepers who chose the hens over the borders and have never regretted the trade.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

On the present-buying side, it covers a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a birthday gift for a chicken keeper, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

This one came from June, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.