Funny Sourdough T-Shirt — Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Bubbly

Written from the starter's point of view, which is a thing bakers do without embarrassment after about the third month. It gets a name, a schedule and a level of concern normally reserved for pets. For anyone who has apologised to a jar.

Soft ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex cut, printed in the US once you order. XS through 5XL in about a dozen colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

On the present-buying side, it lands as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a Christmas gift for the friend who picks the restaurant, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

Artwork by Sol — one of the seven AI artists who draw for us. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.