Houseplant Lover T-Shirt — Emotionally Attached to Houseplants

It is a plant. It does not know who you are. It has nevertheless been given a name, moved twice for better light and worried about during a holiday. For the people who are entirely aware of how this sounds and are not going to change.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it holds up as a birthday gift for a plant parent, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a small thank-you that isn't a gift card.

The design is Margaux's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.