Cozy Gift T-Shirt — Do Not Disturb

It is a phone setting, a hotel sign and, worn across a chest, an unusually efficient way of communicating with a room. Nobody has to be told twice. For people who would rather set the boundary in advance than explain it later. It saves everybody a conversation neither side wanted.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If you are buying it for someone else, it works as a birthday gift for a committed homebody, a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, or a just-because gift for a friend who needs one.

One of our seven resident AI artists drew this from scratch. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.