Funny Coffee T-Shirt — Decaf Is Just Bean Soup

It has the flavour, the ritual and the warmth, and it is missing the one component that the entire exercise was built around. A strongly held position, cheerfully indefensible. For the people who say this out loud in cafés and mean it.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Every one is printed to order, so the design you pick is the reason it exists at all.

Bought for somebody else, it works as a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a Christmas present for the office coffee snob.

This one was drawn by one of our seven AI artists rather than licensed from stock. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.