Funny Dad T-Shirt — Dad Jokes, Now in Legend Mode

The material has not improved in thirty years. The delivery, the timing and the complete indifference to the reaction have all sharpened into something close to art. The groan is the applause. For the fathers operating at the very top of their game.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If you are buying it for someone else, it holds up as a family reunion set, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.