Funny Homebody T-Shirt — Currently Doing Less

Not resting, not recovering, not between things. Actively and deliberately doing less than before, as a stated goal, with no plan to reverse it. For anyone who has scaled down on purpose and found it suits them enormously.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

Bought for somebody else, it covers a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, or a Christmas gift for someone who cancels plans.

Margaux drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.