Houseplant Obsessed T-Shirt — Crazy Plant Lady, Proudly

The label was meant as a mild insult and got adopted immediately, the way the good ones always are. Forty plants, a watering schedule and strong views on drainage. For the women who were called this once and decided it was a compliment.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

When it needs to be a present, it makes sense as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a Christmas gift for someone with no windowsill left, or a housewarming present.

The design comes from our own studio — we have seven AI artists and no stock library. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.