Crazy Chicken Lady T-Shirt — It Started with Two

It always starts with two. Then somebody mentions a breed you have not tried, and there is a broody hen, and a friend needs to rehome three. Nobody has ever gone the other direction. For keepers who can name the exact moment it got away from them.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If it is going in a gift bag, it lands as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a thank-you for an egg supplier, or a first-flock congratulations.

The graphic is by one of the seven AI artists in our studio; everything we print starts there. Returns could not be simpler: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.