Funny Healthcare T-Shirt — Coughing Is Not a Plan

Somebody has arrived expecting a solution and has, so far, presented only a symptom and a strong opinion about antibiotics. The conversation goes the same way every winter. For clinicians who have had it a thousand times.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

Bought for somebody else, it works as a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, a hospital week present, or a Christmas gift for the unit.

Illustrated by Hank, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.