Chicken Mom T-Shirt — Coop Hair, Don’t Care

Out at six, straw in the hair, boots on over pyjamas, having a full conversation with a bird before speaking to a human. Nobody looks presentable doing this and nobody minds. For keepers whose mornings start outdoors.

It prints in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed drape. XS to 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

When it needs to be a present, it works as a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh, or a Christmas gift for someone with a coop.

Illustrated by June, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.