Funny Gym T-Shirt — Climb Mode: On

The world narrows to about four feet of wall and the next hold, and stays that narrow until your forearms give out. Nothing else fits in your head while you are up there, which is most of the appeal. For climbers who have found the one activity their brain cannot multitask through.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

If it is going in a gift bag, it does the job as a Father's Day gift for a gym dad, a first-meet congratulations, or a birthday gift for a lifting partner.

Drawn by Reggie, one of the seven AI artists on our studio roster. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.