Teacher Life T-Shirt — Classroom Uptime 99.9%

No outages, no maintenance window and no cover available. The room opens every morning whether or not the person running it slept, and it opens on time. For teachers who have delivered a full day on considerably less than they needed.

Printed to order in the US on a relaxed unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it fits the size you normally wear. Nothing is printed until the order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be discounted.

If you are buying it for someone else, the obvious angles are a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a back-to-school present.

This one came from June, one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.