Funny Backyard Farmer T-Shirt — Chicken Math (Backyard Farmer)

You went for three. You came home with six because they were cheaper by the half dozen. Next spring the coop needs extending. It is a recognised condition with no known cure. For keepers whose flock has never once shrunk.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. Nothing gets printed speculatively here — your order is what causes this one to be made.

On the present-buying side, it makes sense as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a housewarming present for a homestead, or a thank-you for an egg supplier.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.