Funny Running T-Shirt — Chafe Happens

Every runner learns this the hard way, usually about nine miles in, usually somewhere they cannot do anything about it. It is the least glamorous part of the sport and the one nobody warns you about at sign-up. A quiet piece of solidarity for anyone who now owns a dedicated tub of the good stuff.

A soft ringspun cotton unisex tee, relaxed through the body, printed in the US on demand. XS through 5XL, about a dozen garment colors, and no need to size up. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

Handed over rather than kept, it does the job as a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, or a thank-you for a training partner.

Our seven AI artists draw everything we print, including this. The guarantee is short: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn if you want. Only 1% ever do.