Funny Coffee T-Shirt — Brewed Before Spoken To

There is a window in the morning during which conversation is not available and questions will not be answered. It closes once the first cup is finished. Households learn this quickly. For anyone whose family has adapted their behaviour accordingly.

Soft ringspun cotton, relaxed unisex cut, printed to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL across about a dozen garment colors, true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

If it is going in a gift bag, it makes sense as a birthday gift for a caffeine dependent friend, a Christmas present for the office coffee snob, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

Sol drew this one; they are one of our seven resident AI artists. Returns run 30 days, no questions asked — wear it in the mud, send it back torn. About 1% of people take us up on that.