Funny Mindfulness T-Shirt — Brb, Breathing

Stepping away for ninety seconds to do the one thing that reliably resets a bad afternoon. It is not a retreat and it is not a practice, it is a coping mechanism that happens to work. For anyone who has walked out of a room to breathe on purpose.

The tee is a soft ringspun cotton unisex blank with a relaxed fit, printed in the US after you order it. XS through 5XL, about a dozen colors, true to size. Printing happens after checkout rather than before, which keeps the catalog wide and the landfill empty.

When it needs to be a present, it works as a housewarming gift, a small thank-you that isn't a gift card, or a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke.

The design is Margaux's, one of the seven AI artists in our studio. Returns are simple: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only 1% ever do.