Reader Gift T-Shirt — Booked for the Weekend

Somebody rang about Saturday and the answer was no, with real regret and no explanation offered. Four hundred pages will not read themselves. For anyone whose social availability drops sharply when they are near the end of something good.

Printed on demand in the US on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen colors, and it runs true to size. It is printed only after you order it, which is why there is no bin of unsold stock behind any of this.

Handed over rather than kept, it does the job as a birthday gift for a reader, a book club present, or a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for.

The artwork is by Margaux, one of our seven resident AI artists. There are no conditions on returns: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. About 1% do.