Funny Golf T-Shirt — Bogey Goblin Golf Club

Not scratch, not single figures, reliably somewhere over par and having a very good time regardless. The scorecard is not the point and has not been for years. For golfers with a healthy relationship to their own handicap.

It's a relaxed unisex fit on soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US, in sizes XS through 5XL and about a dozen garment colors. True to size — order whatever you normally wear. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it lands as a just-because gift for a friend who needs one, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a secret Santa pick that gets an actual laugh.

This one came from Reggie, one of our seven resident AI artists. And the return window has no fine print: 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud and send it back torn. Only about 1% ever do.