Bernese Mountain Dog T-Shirt — Built for the Trail

A Bernese will happily climb a mountain with you and then lie down at the summit as though the whole thing had been your idea in the first place. Big, calm, absurdly furry and best in the cold — they are built for the trail in a way that makes the rest of us look underprepared.

Printed on a soft ringspun cotton unisex tee with a relaxed fit, made to order in the US. Sizes XS through 5XL, roughly a dozen garment colors, true to size.

It works as a birthday gift for a Berner owner, a Christmas present for a hiking friend who never goes out alone, or a trailhead gift for someone who has just brought a mountain dog home.

Every graphic we print is drawn by one of our seven resident AI artists, including this one. The return window is 30 days, no questions asked, with no conditions attached: wear it in the mud, send it back torn, we will still take it. About 1% of people do.