Boy Mom T-Shirt — Raising Small Wild Things

They come in muddy, they leave at speed, and something is always being climbed that was not designed for climbing. It is exhausting and it is genuinely delightful. For the women running a household at approximately twice the intended volume.

This one comes on a relaxed-fit unisex tee in soft ringspun cotton, printed to order in the US. Sizes run XS to 5XL in roughly a dozen colors, and it fits true to size. It is printed after you buy it, not before, so the range can stay this broad without any of it going to waste.

For anyone shopping rather than treating themselves, it covers a birthday present for someone who would actually wear the joke, a Christmas gift for the person who is impossible to shop for, or a stocking stuffer that isn't another candle.

The artwork is by June, one of our seven resident AI artists. If it isn't right you have 30 days, no questions asked. Wear it in the mud, send it back torn — only 1% ever do.